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Nothing says \"I’ve got your back\" quite like a candle promising a felony. It’s the perfect hilarious gift for your most loyal best friend, a graduation, or a \"just because\" treat for your partner in crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF UNCONDITIONAL LOYALTY:\u003c\/b\u003e A bond this strong needs a candle that can keep up. Our massive \u003cb\u003e16.5oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through every long venting session and late-night plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED \u0026amp; PURE:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in \u003cb\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/b\u003e, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. 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Once the 100-hour burn is complete, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a drink to celebrate your freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"Ride or Die\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Alibi\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, moody blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a dark library, a leather-bound secret, and a friend who definitely isn't talking to the cops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Accomplice):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples\u003c\/b\u003e and a heavy pour of \u003cb\u003ebourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the perfect \"debriefing\" scent for when you’re sitting on the porch planning your next move together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The Clean Getaway):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of \u003cb\u003emelon, pear, and strawberry\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a tropical vacation you’re taking together—possibly to a country with no extradition treaty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the sweet reward for a friendship that has survived every \"bad decision\" mentioned on your other candle labels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The Evidence Eraser):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a \u003cb\u003epowder and musk blend\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like fresh laundry and a house that is completely, totally, 100% innocent of any wrongdoing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Bright Future):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a refreshing atmosphere. It’s the scent of a fresh start and the bright future you have together, now that the \"hoes\" have been dealt with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (The Victory Bouquet):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep \u003cb\u003erose fragrance\u003c\/b\u003e. Because a friendship this legendary deserves a house that smells like a fresh bouquet for 100 hours straight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lebanon Candle Company","offers":[{"title":"Apples \u0026 Bourbon","offer_id":47420925149268,"sku":"SHk-HO-AB","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Raspberry \u0026 Vanilla","offer_id":47420925182036,"sku":"SHk-HO-BRV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butt Naked","offer_id":47420925214804,"sku":"SHk-HO-BUTT","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Cut Roses","offer_id":47420925247572,"sku":"SHk-HO-ROSES","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Linen","offer_id":47420925280340,"sku":"SHk-HO-FRSH","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandalwood \u0026 Suede","offer_id":47420925313108,"sku":"SHk-HO-SNDL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sun Washed Citrus","offer_id":47420925345876,"sku":"SHk-HO-SUNWSH","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/6112\/1876\/files\/IWouldShankAHoeForYouCandle_1.jpg?v=1785094201"},{"product_id":"only-husbands-with-a-hot-wife-can-smell-this-funny-candle","title":"Only Husbands With A Hot Wife Can Smell This Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE ROMANTIC ROAST:\u003c\/b\u003e Every time he lights this, he’s reminded of two things: your great sense of humor and the fact that you’re the \"hot one.\" It’s the perfect \u003cb\u003ehilarious gift\u003c\/b\u003e for husbands who love a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF BRAGGING RIGHTS:\u003c\/b\u003e A lucky man deserves a long-lasting candle. Our massive \u003cb\u003e16.5oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through countless date nights and quiet evenings at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLEAN BURNING \u0026amp; MISSOURI MADE:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-90\"\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-90\"\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-90\"\u003e, using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-90\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-90 citation-end-90\"\u003e.\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"1\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e It provides a non-toxic, soot-free burn that clears the air of \"husband smells\" and replaces them with premium fragrance.\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwjqx6-ljsWRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQyws\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details for citation from Lebanon Candle Company. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR THE LUCKY GUY:\u003c\/b\u003e From the sophisticated, masculine notes of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, these scents are designed to make his man cave or office smell like an upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eREUSABLE USA-MADE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once he’s burned through 100 hours of peak confidence, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a celebratory \"I'm a Lucky Guy\" drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e The \"Lucky Husband\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Power Couple\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like an expensive cologne and the quiet confidence of a man who clearly has a hot wife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the ultimate \"reward\" scent for a husband who knows he’s winning at life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (The \"I'm Still Romantic\" Choice):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep \u003cb\u003erose fragrance\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells exactly like the massive bouquet he \u003ci\u003eshould\u003c\/i\u003e be buying you—and now the whole house can smell like it for 100 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Happy Hour):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. A strong, inviting fragrance for toasting to your marriage and your superior taste in partners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Morning Mood):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect energizing scent for the man who wakes up next to a \"hot wife\" every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The Tropical Paradise):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of \u003cb\u003emelon, pear, and strawberry\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a permanent vacation—which is exactly what life with you feels like, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The Flawless Home):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a \u003cb\u003epowder and musk blend\u003c\/b\u003e. 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class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFARM-POURED MISSOURI QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e Skip the mass-produced factory wax. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with love on our family farm in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2\" data-index-in-node=\"59\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e, using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2\" data-index-in-node=\"84\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145 citation-end-145\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Cozy Accomplice\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"63\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Privacy Please\" notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"127\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you spill the tea.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak honesty, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next gossip session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Favorite Bitch\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Inner Circle\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an exclusive club where only you and your \"favorite bitch\" are allowed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet reward for having a friend who always takes your side, no matter what.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Spill the Tea\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those long kitchen table talks where you analyze every text and every drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because life is just brighter when you’re hanging out with your favorite person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a vacation you’re planning together—somewhere far away from the people you both hate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Evidence Eraser\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a house free from outside drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (I Only Like You):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing says \"you’re my favorite\" like 100 hours of premium floral luxury for your favorite person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lebanon Candle Company","offers":[{"title":"Apples \u0026 Bourbon","offer_id":47420926132308,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-AB","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Raspberry \u0026 Vanilla","offer_id":47420926165076,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-BRV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butt Naked","offer_id":47420926197844,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-BUTT","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Cut Roses","offer_id":47420926230612,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Rose","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Linen","offer_id":47420926263380,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Fresh","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandalwood \u0026 Suede","offer_id":47420926296148,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Sndl","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sun Washed Citrus","offer_id":47420926328916,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Sun","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/6112\/1876\/files\/SmellsLikeMyFavoriteBitchCandle_5e1cd0d1-aa5f-4f77-84f1-890d75a08114.jpg?v=1785094248"},{"product_id":"trophy-wife-funny-candle","title":"Trophy Wife Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE STATUS SYMBOL:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you're a professional at finding the best deals or just living your best \"stay-at-home\" life, this candle is your official trophy. It’s the perfect hilarious gift for the wife who considers a solo trip to Target a vacation and has \"It was on sale\" on speed dial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF RETAIL THERAPY:\u003c\/b\u003e Your shopping trips might be fast, but this candle is built for the long haul. Our massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"120\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"144\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"181\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your home smells like a total win even if you spent the whole day in the Dollar Spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is cheeky, but our quality is top-tier. Each candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"138\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your home looking and smelling like a showroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"70\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e to the grounding \"Zen Mode\" of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"125\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home while you hide the shopping bags in the trunk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of trophy wife energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing hair ties, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next Target run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Trophy Wife\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (The \"Vacation Mode\" Favorite):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, tropical cocktail of melon, strawberries, and green apples. It smells like a carefree summer day with absolutely zero chores on the schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes your home feel like a high-end spa after a long day of \"errands.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Boost):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. The perfect scent for those bright mornings when you’re ready to conquer the shopping aisles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A sophisticated, cozy fragrance perfect for when the kids are in bed and the \"on sale\" wine is poured.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Luxury Lifestyle):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like expensive furniture and the quiet confidence of a wife who knows where all the best clearance racks are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean House\" Illusion):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. 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data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"73\" data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338\"\u003e, ensuring your home stays fragrant through every long recap of your latest adventures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-338 citation-end-338\"\u003e\u003csup 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-337\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-337\"\u003e Your decisions might be messy, but your candle shouldn't be\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-337 citation-end-337\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-336\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-336\"\u003eEach one is hand-poured with care on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"59\" data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-336\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-336\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your sanctuary smelling like a fresh start\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-336 citation-end-336\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQpwU\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003e From the \"Expensive Taste\" of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"57\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003e to the \"Sweet Alibi\" of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"100\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335\"\u003e, our premium fragrances are specifically designed to fill a room while you and your bestie plot your next move\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-335 citation-end-335\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"7\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQqAU\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-334\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-334\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-334 citation-end-334\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"8\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-333\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-333\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak \"ride or die\" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next escapade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-333 citation-end-333\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"9\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"12,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQqQU\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQqgU\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eThe \"Bail Bonds\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Designer Bag\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end leather and the quiet confidence of someone who looks way too good to be in trouble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet reward for having a friend who never judges your \"poor life choices.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those late-night kitchen table talks where you analyze exactly how things went sideways.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need to wake up and face the world after a long night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Escape):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is ruthless, but our craftsmanship is strictly premium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with love by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"44\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-393 citation-end-393\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjgY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"New Identity\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"62\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"111\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more sophisticated than the situation implies.\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjwY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-392 citation-end-392\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"4\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of second-wife energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very large drink to fuel your next gossip session\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-391 citation-end-391\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQkAY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe \"Second Wife\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Luxury Upgrade\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end furniture and the quiet confidence of someone who finally got the house they wanted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Satisfaction):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the perfect sweet reward for surviving the drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need for your brand-new chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for a celebratory toast to your new house rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. Because when the drama is over, every day feels like a summer vacation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean Slate\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry, open windows, and a life with absolutely zero drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (The \"Still Fabulous\" Bouquet):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF PURE AUDACITY:\u003c\/b\u003e This level of shade is built to last. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"73\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418\"\u003e, giving you plenty of \"me time\" to enjoy the peace of your own home while this candle handles the talking for you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-418 citation-end-418\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is ruthless, but our craftsmanship is strictly premium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with care by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"44\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-417 citation-end-417\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"4\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQvQY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"New Identity\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"62\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"111\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more sophisticated than the situation implies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQvgY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-416\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-416\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-416 citation-end-416\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of \"downgrade\" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very large drink to fuel your next drama-free evening.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQvwY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe \"Downgrade\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Luxury Upgrade\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end furniture and the quiet confidence of someone who definitely came out on top.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Satisfaction):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the perfect sweet reward for surviving the drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. 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class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-443\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-443\"\u003eFeaturing the hilarious phrase \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"31\" data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-443\"\u003e\"Smells like poor decisions and great stories,\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-443\"\u003e it is the perfect edgy gift for bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, birthdays, or your favorite partner in crime who is always down for an adventure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-443 citation-end-443\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE BOLD:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003e From the \"Vacation Mode\" energy of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"56\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003e to the sophisticated \"Privacy Please\" notes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"114\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438\"\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more high-end than your latest \"poor decision\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-438 citation-end-438\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"8\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ8QY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-437\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-437\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-437 citation-end-437\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"9\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-436\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-436\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak main-character energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a very large drink to fuel your next great story\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-436 citation-end-436\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"10\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"13,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ8gY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ8wY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eThe \"Stripper Poles\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003eButt Naked (The #1 Bestseller for Wild Nights):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, tropical cocktail of melon, pear, and strawberry. It’s the official scent of summer adventures and carefree energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Serenity):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any room feel like a high-end retreat after a long night out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for late-night kitchen table talks where the best stories are shared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need to wake up and do it all over again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classy but Sassy\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. 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Opens side panel.\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ2QU\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-366\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-366\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-366 citation-end-366\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,2\"\u003e. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of basement-dwelling energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next job search (or yours).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button ng-star-inserted\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ2gU\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Tax Dependent\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Laundry Day\" Favorite):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of soft powder and musk. 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